All For A Small Cause

I was driving down the street,
Wondering where to give her the treat,
Should it be a dinner or just a sweet,
Making her happy was really a big feat.

As I turned left, down the road,
I changed my thinking mode,
These women I felt lack code,
Understanding them is really a big load.

I first met her, when she asked me for a lift,
So to make her happy better give her a gift,
Thinking this I started driving in a swift,
Before our relationship could drift.

If you are wondering whom I am talking about,
Its certainly my wife, without any doubt,
Do you know why she is acting like a lout?
It's because I said "you're a little stout."